Hello everybody! It’s Lowland League Weekly time again. For now we’re going to be ignoring any elephants in any rooms and looking at the relegation picture in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League.

Albion Rovers vs Berwick Rangers

It’s a battle of the former SPFL clubs (stop me if you’re bored of that patter, Albion Rovers and Berwick Rangers fans) as sunny, sparkling Coatbridge plays host to a match that sees Sandy Clark’s men pushing on to cement a top six finish in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League. On the back of an impressive 2-1 victory over Linlithgow Rose in midweek, they come into this one looking to put a bit of daylight between them and 7th placed Broxburn Athletic.

Looking at the league table Berwick Rangers will know that Saturday is a simple proposition for them. Win and they’ll avoid automatic relegation from the Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland League. 

Don’t really need to say much more than that, really…

Broomhill vs East Stirlingshire

Broomhill did the first of their big hard job last weekend when they took three points away from Foresters Park with a 2-1 victory over Tranent. They welcome East Stirlingshire to Dumbarton this weekend knowing that every point will be vital as they compete with Cumbernauld Colts, Berwick Rangers and Gala Fairydean Rovers to avoid the automatic relegation spot.

East Stirlingshire sit in 12th place, looking down from a place of safety. There’s a place in the top half there for the taking should they make the most of their last few matches!

Broxburn Athletic vs Celtic B

Broxburn welcome Celtic B this weekend with their place in the top 7 all confirmed. That’s quite the achievement for a newly promoted side, but the Brox will be looking to do everything they can in pursuit of finishing as high as fourth in the Lowland League this season.

Caledonian Braves vs Bo’ness United

Caledonian Braves’ title hopes have been dashed a bit in the last few weeks but a result here could see them claim their highest finish in their Lowland League tenure, which is nothing to be sniffed at. To do that though, they have to take on 9th placed Bo’ness United who will be keen to ensure that they end the season in the top half of the table. 

Cowdenbeath vs Hearts B

Cowdenbeath currently sit two points above Hearts B in 10th place in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League. They’re one of the sides that could supplant Bo’ness in the top half If things go their way, and given their terrifying dive that would give the Oblivion at Alton Towers (not sponsored, call us Alton Towers!) a run for its money, they’ll probably be happy with that.

Cumbernauld Colts vs Tranent

Cumbernauld Colts, despite a series of impressive results in recent weeks are still in relegation trouble, sitting six points clear of bottom side Gala Fairydean Rovers and level on points with Broomhill. They’re in a similar situation to their former housemates and relegation rivals – they need to pick up points in their remaining games to cover off Rovers own potential.

For Tranent, they lost to Broomhill last weekend and are looking to finish as high as they can in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League this season. They could finish as high as 3rd if results go their way and they make the most of their last few matches.

Gretna 2008 vs Civil Service Strollers 

Gretna 2008 have stunned a lot of their detractors into silence this season, and while their recent results might not have lit things up, they’re safe from relegation and have already started building ahead of the 25/26 season. Anything else they pick up this season is a bonus.

Civil Service Strollers are in a similar boat. Comfortably mid-table, they only have to look below them as Broxburn are 9 points ahead of them in the league table. Gary Jardine’s side have been what they always are: solid and hard to beat with a few impressive attackers.

This might be a bit of a dead rubber, but it’ll probably be a fun game to watch!

University of Stirling vs Gala Fairydean Rovers

University of Stirling might not have hit the heights that many people would have expected from them this season, but they can still turn it on when the conditions are right for them.

Gala Fairydean simply must win. It’s as simple as that.

Good luck too, to this season’s Champions East Kilbride as they take on Auchinleck Talbot in the South Challenge Cup Final on Sunday!

Ahead of the Lowland League Cup Final, we asked Official Catchup’s Chris Pow to take a look at both side’s chances in the match.

It’s a case of Déjà vu ahead of this Sunday’s Lowland League Cup Final at Broadwood, as East Kilbride meet Bo’ness United in the final, for the third time in four seasons. 

East Kilbride have come out on top on both occasions over the BUs, with a 4-2 victory during the 2021-22 final, and a 5-4 penalty victory in the 2022-23 final. EK are already the record holders of the competition and will be looking to lift the cup for the fifth time. It is also EK’s fourth straight Lowland Cup Final appearance, however, last season’s final ended in a penalty defeat to Tranent.

Kilby sit top of the Lowland League and are officially two league wins away from claiming a record fourth league title. If records are your thing, EK are also one league goal away from surpassing East Stirlingshire’s most goals scored in a Lowland League season record from 2016-2017.

Ultimately, another crack at promotion to League 2 will be the club’s main objective after last season’s disappointing defeat to Stranraer. The Lowland League Cup will just be a chance to add to the K Park trophy cabinet.

EK go into the final carrying a few knocks, so don’t be surprised to see assistant manager Simon Ferry suited up on Sunday, like he was in the recent midweek league fixture against Civil Service Strollers. Mick Kennedy has bemoaned the number of chances his team has squandered in recent games, so will be looking to lean on the likes of talisman Cami Elliot, Jack Leitch, and John Robertson to make the most of their opportunities in Sunday’s final.

From the highs of finishing third in the Lowland League last season, it’s been a somewhat disappointing year for Bo’ness United, who currently sit ninth in the league. The cup final will be a massive boost for supporters, who likely expected a wee bit more from their club.

It’s fair to say, a few BU fans and neutrals may have preferred a Flints Derby final, which was a possibility, before East Kilbride put out BUs rivals Linlithgow Rose in the semis. Alas, Bo’ness United will be hoping it’s third time lucky against East Kilbride.

It’s pretty obvious East Kilbride come into the game as favourites, going by league positions, previous meetings, and the strength of the squads, however, it’s a cup game and we all know anything can happen. Bo’ness United haven’t scored much from open play recently, which I’m sure manager Stuart Hunter would have been working on at training. The BUs will come in with a game plan and with a good backing on Sunday at Broadwood, no one should be ruling them out. 

FRIDAY
Hearts B vs Gretna 2008

Heart of Midlothian B’s pursuit of a top half finish have been dented by five losses in their last six matches. They are currently level on points with their Friday night visitors, Gretna 2008.

Vinnie Parker’s side have struggled for results in their last four match, losing two and drawing two, but they’ll be confident travelling to Ainslie Park for this match against a Hearts B side that have struggled for consistency this season. The opportunity to leapfrog them in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League table and push into the top 10 (if results go their way), will be plenty of incentive.

SATURDAY
Berwick Rangers vs Cumbernauld Colts

Two teams who have been threatened by the DROP ZONE all season meet this weekend at Shielfield Park and you know that this one is our Neutral’s Pick. Some sections of the Berwick faithful have turned on each other after a disastrous season has seen them drop to just four points clear of relegation after a strong start to the season had them sitting top of the pile after a few matches.

Cumbernauld Colts on the other hand are six points clear of the drop but know all too well thanks to their own time spent rooted to the bottom of the table that a couple of slip-ups can end with them in the mire pretty quickly. 

Both sides are under extreme pressure in this one, and it’s going to be a fascinating match.

Celtic B vs Caledonian Braves

Second welcome third to the Excelsior(!) this weekend as Celtic B host Caledonian Braves. Three points separate the sides who both had title aspirations as recently as a few weeks ago. That looks to be in their rear view mirrors now, as East Kilbride look to be champions-elect (although it’s not over until it’s over!).

There is no doubt though, that this one will be an interesting affair.

East Stirlingshire vs Albion Rovers

Going by the group chat I’m in, this match will be a feisty one between two former SPFL clubs with a lot of history and a lot of #respect between the sides. While there are 8 points between the sides, there is plenty more than bragging rights to play for when they meet this Saturday. 

Sandy Clark’s side have the Top 6 in their sights as they look to capitalise on their games in hand over their nearest rivals. East Stirlingshire on the other hand would see a top half finish as a good end to a season which they spent the first quarter of rooted to the bottom.

Gala Fairydean Rovers vs Broxburn Athletic

The league’s bottom side are the ones that I feel least confident in predicting their results. Gala Fairydean Rovers currently sit three points off Broomhill, but they score a lot of goals. Broxburn will feel that this one is a winnable game, but at this stage of the season there are no easy matches. 

Tranent vs Broomhill

Tranent have won their last four league matches to arrest their slide and put them comfortably in the top 5. A hard-fought victory over struggling Berwick Rangers last time out will give them confidence going Into this one.

Broomhill’s travails are noted of this parish, and going in ahead at half time against University of Stirling at the weekend, one might have thought they would earn a valuable three points. However, such has been the story this season, they ended up coming away with a 3-3 draw against the University side. 

Broomhill are very much in the relegation picture, sitting just three points ahead of bottom side Gala Fairydean Rovers. They will know full well that they need to pick up as many points as they can, starting at Foresters on Saturday.

Linlithgow Rose vs University of Stirling

Broxburn Athletic proved too tough for Linlithgow Rose last weekend as they shunted Rose out of the way. Linlithgow still have a reasonable chance of finishing third if results go their way, and they will be conscious of the need to dispatch teams lower in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League table to do it.

Enter University of Stirling. Chris Geddes’s side have disappointed based on their usual high standards and find themselves in 14th place in the league table. They are probably safe from relegation danger at this point, but they will be looking to finish the season strongly following a 3-3 draw with Broomhill last Sunday.

SUNDAY
The Park’s Motor Group Lowland League Cup Final
Bo’ness United vs East Kilbride

This Sunday… SunDAY… SUNDAY!!! It’s the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League Cup Final.

But you’ll have to wait. Official Catchup’s Chris Pow will be bringing us a special preview of the big match at Broadwood. Keep your eyes on our social media for its release.

Hearts B vs Caledonian Braves

Hearts B suffered a 4-0 defeat at home against Gala Fairydean Rovers last weekend as they continue their slightly disappointing season in the Lowland League. A tight midweek defeat to the league’s second placed side, East Kilbride, won’t have helped much.

Caledonian Braves could have capitalised on their title rivals East Kilbride’s defeat against Celtic B last weekend, but conspired to lose 3-1 at home to Albion Rovers instead. Celtic B might be on top of the pile at the moment but Ricky Waddell’s side will be acutely aware that the battle for the playoffs is only between his side and Kilby. Dropped points from here on in? They just won’t wash.

East Kilbride vs Gala Fairydean Rovers

East Kilbride beat Hearts B in midweek to allay any fears that they might have had after two defeats on the bounce to top of the table rivals Caledonian Braves and Celtic B respectively. 

They still hold two games in hand over first placed Celtic B, but the East Kilbride management team will know that they need to keep up the pace in order to find themselves with a chance of making the SPFL at the fourth attempt.

Gala Fairydean Rovers have their own end of the table to worry about but put some tension to bed by beating Hearts B last Friday night. They are currently sitting three points ahead of Broomhill, but they’ll have Broomhill’s three games in hand firmly in mind as they look to make the most of their run-in.

Albion Rovers vs Linlithgow Rose

Albion Rovers’ Top 6 push received a boost last weekend as they put Caledonian Braves down 3-1 at Alliance Park. A win in that particular Lanarkshire derby will have been sweetened by a chance to visit Prestonfield this weekend and look for a result against Linlithgow Rose that would take momentum from the 4th placed side going into the run-in.

For Linlithgow’s part, they enjoyed a tight 3-2 victory over their own local rivals Bo’ness United last weekend and will be looking up the table rather than down as they look to reel in third placed Braves.

This one should be a cracker. To be honest, it had a good shout of being Neutral’s Pick but we had Albion Rovers last week… so don’t get greedy.

Berwick Rangers vs Celtic B

Berwick Rangers. Berwick Rangers. Berwick Rangers. Maybe saying their name three times might unjinx them. The Shielfield Park side find themselves in 15th place in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland Football League with a miserable return of one win in their last eight games. While club media might be happy to put their tough run of results at everyone else’s door, they’ll need a serious turnaround to arrest a nosedive towards the bottom of the table. 

Celtic B are probably the last side that you want to come up against in that kind of form. The league leaders have won their last six matches and will be looking for another scalp this weekend.

Bo’ness United vs Broomhill

Bo’ness United lost out narrowly to local rivals Linlithgow Rose at the weekend and could do with a win to keep pace with the teams above them and keep them just a little ahead of the teams chasing them. The return of Lucas Stenhouse is timely and will add impetus to their struggling attack.

Broomhill are another side who look to be in serious trouble, but perhaps it’s more due to their pitch than results on the park. The Dumbarton Stadium pitch has claimed many victims this season (in terms of postponements, it’s not quicksand or anything) and means that Broomhill face a compact fixture schedule in their battle for survival. Good results against Berwick Rangers and Cumbernauld Colts in their last six matches may mitigate some of the worry that comes from losing elsewhere, but dropping points at this stage in the season will put them in even greater danger. Almost all of Broomhill’s remaining matches could be described as six-pointers now…

Civil Service Strollers vs East Stirlingshire

Get yourself to Embra this week for the Neutral’s Pick! You wouldn’t call either Civil Service Strollers or East Stirlingshire form teams (start the music) at this point in the season, but this is BIG JUMP TERRITORY.

One point separates 9th and 13th place in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League and if East Stirlingshire can take three points here they will leapfrog Civil Service Strollers in the league table. 

And you might be thinking… why would that matter? Well this is a chance for both teams to put some impetus back into their seasons with relegation a distant memory for both, a top half finish would be an encouraging way to go into 2025/26.

Cowdenbeath vs Broxburn Athletic

Cowdenbeath would have expected to beat Berwick Rangers last weekend but neither side were able to break the deadlock at Shielfield Park. That being said, Cowdenbeath have done enough to put themselves beyond relegation danger and will be hoping to push on for the top half. 

Broxburn’s slump will be troubling for their fans and a 5-2 defeat away to similarly rocky Tranent last weekend won’t have done much to help. A good result here is vital. 

Tranent vs Gretna 2008

Tranent arrested their slump somewhat with that 5-2 win over Broxburn but they will want to put a marker down with another win as we head into the business end of the season. Gretna for their part are safe as houses having enjoyed their best season for a while, but will be looking to finish as high as possible. 

University of Stirling vs Cumbernauld Colts

Stirling Uni are probably the side who are the end point for relegation danger in 14th place on 31 points. Colts sit two places and 8 points behind them and know that they have to keep getting results to steer themselves clear of relegation. 

Usually I don’t like to reflect on my previous week’s Lowland LeaguebWeekly because, as literally nobody who knows me will tell you, I’m like a shark. I’m constantly moving forward, unwilling to look back upon the bloodied predictions and statements that I leave in my wake. 

But honestly last weekend was just WILD wasn’t it? Everything I suggested came up completely incorrect and I can only apologise for/be delighted by the unpredictability of the Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland Football League. 

It’s a slightly reduced card of fixtures this weekend but there are some absolute bangers amongst them. Let’s take a look ahead, shall we…

Hearts B vs Gala Fairydean Rovers

Hearts B come into this one on the back of an encouraging 2-1 win over East Stirlingshire last weekend, but Gala Fairydean Rovers keep picking up points when people don’t expect them to. Expect this one to be an open match with plenty of goals on both sides. 

We’ve already established that you shouldn’t listen to me, but either way it’s going to be a nice way to spend your Friday evening. 

Berwick Rangers vs Cowdenbeath

Berwick Rangers will count themselves unlucky to have lost their clash with University of Stirling last weekend, making it fives matches without a victory. 

Cowdenbeath won a fantastic 3 points as they beat Gretna 2008 2-1 to further allay any fears of being dragged into the danger zone. 

However, for their hosts, thoughts of the drop will be keenly felt at Shielfield Park as Gala Fairydean Rovers and Broomhill are only four points behind them.

Caledonian Braves vs Albion Rovers

You might not call this one a local derby but I would and I’m the one writing the weekly column, so enjoy your derby Braves and Rovers fans! 

And Neutrals… because it’s this weekend’s Neutral’s Pick!

Caledonian Braves come into this one with a big ol’ tick against their season’s objectives after smashing East Kilbride flat last weekend to reignite the title race. Their 4-1 victory will need to be the start of something special though, if they’re to chase down Kilby’s games in hand. 

Albion Rovers conspired to lose 2-1 to lowly Cumbernauld Colts last weekend and they’ll come into this one knowing that their top 6 hopes in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League could fade quickly if they let results like this creep in too often. 

Gretna 2008 vs University of Stirling

Go to Gretna this weekend if you’re at a loose end. This has the makings of a wee cracker of a match. One point separates the sides and both play some enjoyable football. 

Could be the move. 

Linlithgow Rose vs Bo’ness United

This is going to be a cracker as 4th meet 8th in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland Football League! 

Rose got back to winning ways last weekend with a narrow 1-0 victory over Tranent, giving them a 7 point cushion over the Big T. Two wins and two draws in their last five though mean that Linlithgow Rose’s form is a wee bit up and down. 

Bo’ness United drew with Gala Fairydean Rovers last weekend and will be disappointed that they couldn’t heap more pressure on Albion Rovers who currently sit above them in the table. 

This’ll be a good one with plenty of bite and likely a lovely big crowd. 

Tranent vs Broxburn Athletic

Two sides who have inexplicably gone off the boil in the last wee while meet at Foresters Park. Tranent have now lost five matches on the spin and will be looking around for some kind of hope going into this weekend. 

They might have been buoyed by Broxburn’s own struggles with them getting hosed and losing three on the bounce. That might be arrested somewhat with a 4-0 victory over Broomhill last weekend and talismanic striker Errol Douglas finding his scoring boots again.

East Kilbride vs Celtic 

League leaders East Kilbride got a bucket of cold water last weekend as they suffered a 4-1 defeat at the hands of 2nd placed Caledonian Braves. They’ll be aiming to pick things back up as they take on 3rd placed Celtic B this weekend at K Park. 

Celtic B are just two points behind and will be looking to put another marker down in the title race. Could be a fascinating match!

Albion Rovers vs Cumbernauld Colts

Albion Rovers’ detractors will have been beside themselves following a thumping 5-0 victory over Broxburn Athletic which has changed the narrative somewhat after two defeats on the spin. Dom McMahon’s curling strike from the edge of the box was the pick of the goals (although there were a few crackers). 

Cumbernauld Colts succumbed to defeat against their relegation rivals Broomhill last weekend to deepen their worries. They’re still sitting third bottom, above both Broomhill and Gala Fairydean Rovers, but there will be genuine cause for concern with Broomhill still having three games in hand. 

Albion Rovers have to be favourites going into this one, but we all know that the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League is unpredictable sooooo…

Bo’ness United vs Gala Fairydean Rovers

Bo’ness have won three in their last five matches but welcome bottom side Gala Fairydean Rovers to Newtown Park on Saturday having lost out against Celtic B last weekend. They’ll be wary going into this one – Bo’ness don’t score for fun and they’ll know that they’ll need to switched on defensively against GFR.

For their part, Gala Fairydean Rovers come in having narrowly lost out (how many times have I written that this season?) against Albion Rovers last weekend. They currently sit bottom of the table but we know that Gala SCORE GOALS and have actually scored seven more than their hosts in the league this season. 

There might not be a shock in this one, but you can pretty much guarantee that it’ll be entertaining.

Broomhill vs Broxburn Athletic

Zander Diamond’s Broomhill side stepped up to the plate last weekend in their relegation six-pointer with Cumbernauld Colts. A 4-2 win will do them very nicely, but so would a win at home against Broxburn.

Broxburn, for their part, have their own concerns going into this one. While they currently sit in 6th place, they have lost by five goal margins in each of their last two matches and have looked utterly devoid of confidence. Travelling Brox fans will be hoping that they can arrest that slide this weekend.

Callum McKenzie’s panenka penalty last weekend summed up his rich vein of form since rejoining Broomhill. He’s on 7 for the season. On Broxburn’s side it looked as though Errol Douglas would rocket up the goalscoring table when he reached 14 for the season, but he’s without a goal since November.

Caledonian Braves vs East Kilbride

Alliance Park for the Neutral’s Pick? It’s got to be. Not least because, with three games in hand over their hosts this weekend, East Kilbride could take a proper stranglehold on the top spot in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League. 

For Caledonian Braves, this one is a must win. They’re only four points behind but with those matches played over their title rivals, it’s hard to see them reeling the K Park side back in if they lose this.

But it’s not just the permutations for the league trophy that make this one a fascinating prospect! Three of the top four scorers in the league will be on display in this one. Braves’ Ross McNeil has 19, while East Kilbride’s Jack Leith and Cammy Elliott have 18 and 17 respectively. And with goals galore elsewhere in both sides, this one Is all set up to be a cracker.

Celtic B vs Civil Service Strollers

Celtic B welcome Civil Service Strollers to the Excelsior(!) Stadium on Saturday looking to continue their record of four wins in five matches.

Civil Service Strollers are on the right side of the top half, currently sitting in 9th place but know that there are several teams lurking like sharks waiting to strike if they slip up. A win here would be an important confidence booster for them.

Cowdenbeath vs Gretna 2008

Cowdenbeath have arrested their worrying slump in form somehow and I think that if it wasn’t for the BIG MATCH AT THE TOP OF THE TABLE this weekend, this one would be a strong pick for the Neutrals. Both teams are looking to push on for the top ten and there are goals in both sides.

You could do much worse than Central Park this weekend. 

East Stirlingshire vs Hearts B

Shire host Hearts B this weekend and will be keen to get back to winning ways following defeat against East Kilbride last weekend. 

Tranent vs Linlithgow Rose

This one will be a fascinating match up between two evenly matched sides, as fourth take on fifth in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League. 

Rose’s Laurie Devine and Dylan Paterson are both on 9 goals for the season and a good weekend for them could see them both hit double figures. Danny Handling finds himself in a similar situation for Tranent and he’ll be hoping he can find the back of the net too, while Harry Girdwood is already on 10 for the season.

University of Stirling vs Berwick Rangers

Another two teams who occupy neighbour status in the league table are University of Stirling (14th) and Berwick Rangers (15th). They can’t change places this weekend but it will be an interesting test for two teams whose performances have caused concern for their fans this season. 

University of Stirling have the second worst goal difference (-27), on the heels of their visitors in last place in that particular metric (-41). This one could be unpredictable and chaotic and will likely provide plenty of entertainment with two teams who are looking over their shoulders.

(Photo Credit: Phil Dawson)

Today is a day for love. It’s a day for laying down your previous animosities and offering wee kisses to the people that have wronged you in the past. That’s right folks… it’s East Stirlingshire vs East Kilbride day.

East Stirlingshire vs East Kilbride

There’s always a wee bit of needle when East Stirlingshire and East Kilbride meet and as two of the form teams in the league, you can expect this one to be another exciting match under the lights at The Falkirk Stadium.

East Stirlingshire have won their last three Park’s Motor Group Lowland League matches, while Kilby are sitting pretty at the top of the table having won every single one of their last six matches and are two points clear of Caledonian Braves with three games in hand.

Hearts B vs University of Stirling

Hearts B have lost three of their last five matches and find themselves in 13th place in the league. They’re just a point behind their visitors this evening, University of Stirling, who sit in 12th after their 1-0 victory over Albion Rovers last Sunday. 

Both sides have lost three of their last five matches.

Broxburn Athletic vs Gretna 2008

A narrow defeat to East Kilbride last week won’t have hurt the Albyn Park support too much as Broxburn Athletic welcome Gretna this weekend. The Brox are still comfortably in sixth place, while Gretna’s impressive season has seen them leave their pre-season tag as relegation favourites behind and put them on an upwardly mobile path towards the top half of the table. 

Caledonian Braves vs Berwick Rangers

Caledonian Braves needed a last gasp goal at the Dumbarton Stadium last weekend to sink bottom of the table Broomhill and Ricky Waddell and his side will be conscious that they need to avoid underestimating their visitors this weekend, Berwick Rangers. Berwick managed a spirited 2-2 draw with Gretna last time out which has arrested their slump in the league slightly, but they still find themselves in 15th place with teams around them taking points.

This one might not quite be must-win, but the more points they can take from matches like this, the less they’ll need to worry about ending the season in relegation danger.

Celtic B vs Bo’ness United

Bo’ness United visit Celtic B this weekend on the back of a thrilling 4-3 victory over the league’s other B Team last weekend. They will be hoping to continue to reel in Broxburn Athletic and Tranent who sit directly above them, and a win over third-placed Celtic B would help them out no end.

Cumbernauld Colts vs Broomhill

Bottom meets third bottom at Broadwood this weekend. It was suggested to me by Chris at Official Catchup that I would be cancelled if I didn’t pick this one as this weekend’s Neutral’s Pick and – as much as I enjoy winding him up – I’d be daft not to.

This is a real relegation six-pointer and with Broomhill holding a three-game-in-hand advantage over Colts, it’s going to be a real test of both teams’ resolve. Broomhill have lost four of their last five matches, while Colts have picked up two wins in their last two matches to give them a slight cushion over Broomhill and Gala Fairydean Rovers.

Both managers will be acutely aware that this match could define their season and if you need a match to check out this weekend, you’d better get yourself along to Broadwood.

Gala Fairydean Rovers vs Albion Rovers

Gala find themselves second bottom of the Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland League despite having scored almost as many goals as Caledonian Braves who sit in second (let’s ignore the fact that they’ve conceded more than three times as many as Braves, shall we?). They can count themselves fairly unlucky to find themselves in the position that they do but it will be vital to improve their fortunes at the back as they welcome Albion Rovers to Netherdale.

Albion Rovers lost to University of Stirling last weekend, adding more fuel to the fire for those who believe that their club should have won more than once in their last five matches. There will be a certain expectation among Rovers supporters who will make the long trip from Coatbridge to Galashiels on Saturday, that they should be coming away with three points. 

Linlithgow Rose vs Civil Service Strollers

Rose have become that club that I talk about quietly going about their business. Three wins in their last five have seen them rise to 4th in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League, only four points behind Celtic B with a game in hand. A win over Gary Jardine’s Civil Service Strollers would put them in a really good place.

That being said, if results go their way, Strollers themselves could jump as high as 7th. This one should be a fascinating contest.

Tranent vs Cowdenbeath

The Big T have lost their last three league matches and have slipped down to 5th. Is that ever since I touted them as being title outsiders? I wouldn’t like to comment, I doubt that my words in these pages have that much influence. It’s a concern though, since Tranent will feel that those matches were ones that they should have been taking more from.

Cowdenbeath are still up and down form-wise but they’ve got themselves a cushion over the bottom four sides and will be looking for a good result in this one to climb away from the danger zone and back towards mid-table obscurity. Given the way they were looking just a month ago, that would likely be seen as a victory for the Central Park faithful.

Happy days are here again. That is to say it’s a weekend with a full card of Park’s Motor Group Lowland League matches and the SUN came out today so they might even all get played.
Can you imagine the joys?

Berwick Rangers vs Gretna 2008

Berwick Rangers are fast becoming the team to watch in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League, but probably not in the way they were hoping for. They’ve lost twice in the league since new manager Kevin Haynes joined the club, and lost out to Broomhill in the Lowland League Cup in midweek. Four losses in their last five games will be giving the Shielfield Park side sleepless nights and they’ll be itching – perhaps even desperate – to get back to winning ways on Saturday.

Gretna’s fortunes could have been similar after an early season sprint was followed up by some fairly patchy form. Given that they’ve been experiencing a bit of an injury crisis of late, it’s safe to say that Vinnie Parker’s side will feel pretty secure with 27 points from 24 matches. They’ve managed to re-sign a significant number of this season’s squad ahead of 2025/26 already, so they’ll be on a high going into this one.

Shielfield Park for thrills this Saturday? It’s our Neutral’s Pick – let us know on the former Bird Platform if you head along to this one.

Bo’ness United vs Hearts B

I always struggle to know exactly what to make of Bo’ness United’s 2024/25 season and I guess that when I tell you that their goal difference is currently +1, you might see what I mean.

They’re going about their business quietly, in no threat of relegation and – perhaps sadly for their supporters – not really looking like troubling the top five in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League. 

They welcome Hearts B to Newtown Park on Saturday, with the Wee Jambos on a fairly inconsistent run which has left them in 12th in the table. 

Broomhill vs Caledonian Braves

Broomhill can count themselves unlucky that they find themselves at the foot of the Park’s Motor Group Lowland League table at the moment. They’re currently sitting on 16 points but have three games in hand over their nearest rivals Cumbernauld Colts thanks to weather call-offs (their midweek League Cup tie against Berwick had to be played at K Park). 

They have second placed Caledonian Braves visiting the Dumbarton Stadium this weekend, and will be looking to build on that impressive cup win in this one. They will also no doubt be hoping that the weather holds.

Caledonian Braves will be looking to continue their strong run of form that sees them fairly comfortable in second place. The momentum in the title race still lies with East Kilbride, but Braves will be looking to convert every three points possible in the run in. 

Civil Service Strollers vs Tranent

Civil Service Strollers are another team going quietly about their business this season. Since joining, Gary Jardine has all-but transformed Strollers into a team that nobody fancies themselves to take points off. Ask half the table who their bogey team is and the chances are they’d say Strollers. 

Tranent have been on a bit of a dip, presumably because I touted them as dark horses for the title a few weeks ago. Sorry about that, Tranent fans. They’ve slipped to 5th in the Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland League table and will be looking to turn those Forester’s frowns upside down at Christie Gillies Park on Saturday. 

Cumbernauld Colts vs Cowdenbeath

Cumbernauld Colts might well be coming on to a game despite their woes so far in the Lowland League this season. A 3-2 win over Celtic B in their last league match was as welcome as it was unexpected, but a demoralising 5-0 defeat in the cup, at K Park will drive home the scale of the job that Colts have to do to avoid the danger zone come the end of the season. 

Cowdenbeath on the other hand have come out of their own little slide down the table with two wins and two draws in their last five. Things are looking up for the Blue Brazil but this one will be a really tough match for them, and you could do much worse than a wee trip to Broadwood this weekend. 

East Kilbride vs Broxburn Athletic

K Park is the venue on Saturday as the current champions look to cement their stranglehold on the top spot. They have three games in hand over nearest rivals Caledonian Braves, and already hold a three point advantage. They can afford to slip up a couple of times, is what I’m saying. 

If you’d asked me a few weeks ago I’d have said that this could be that game, with Broxburn Athletic in free-scoring form but a wee mid-season slump saw them take a couple of batterings and the newly promoted side’s morale dip a wee bit. 

Things seem to be on the up for them, and with a renewed focus on finishing as high as they can in the Lowland League standings, this one is bound to be fascinating. 

Gala Fairydean Rovers vs East Stirlingshire

This match will contain more than five goals. You mark my words. 

Where they’ll come from, I honestly have no idea but I have absolute faith that there are goals in them there hills. Why? 

GFR have scored 43 and conceded 65. East Stirlingshire have conceded 51 and scored 40 themselves, all while both clubs have been experiencing a difficult season. 

Could be a classic…

…could be 0-0.

Linlithgow Rose vs Celtic B

Four wins in five matches for Linlithgow Rose sees them in 4th place in the Park’s Motor Group Lowland Football League, just one point behind their weekend visitors Celtic B. 

This one is likely to be a tight affair as two of the league’s best defensive records meet at Prestonfield. Whoever comes out on top will have the momentum in the fight for 3rd spot… and maybe even more.

University of Stirling vs Albion Rovers

This Sunday, SunDAY, SUNDAY it’s Forthbank for uhh… frills as University of Stirling welcome Albion Rovers. Uni have been one of the division’s least consistent sides this season and have lost three of their last five league games, putting them in danger of being sucked into relegation trouble. 

For some Albion Rovers fans, 7th place in the Scottish Lowland League seems the equivalent of being permanently stuck in a pit full of spikes… and snakes… and angry swans, such is their vociferous criticism of their team’s performances this season. 

Some might argue that it’s progress, but two losses and two draws in their last five has taken a bit of the momentum out of their push for the top six. Rovers fans will be looking for a win… and possibly some rope…